Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – Eric Zorn
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! -Joey Adams
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off,
someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke
Funny New Year SMS
Who doesn’t love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling.
So be that person with our Funny New Year sms, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words. You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year sms that are sure to put that much coveted and much wanted curve to anyone’s face who reads them.
With words that have been specially crafted for the occasion, spread the sms around and make the year even more joyous and cheerful for your loved ones; for there is no occasion that could do without a few laughs and smiles.
Just glance through our Funny New Year sms and let the laugh riot begin.
“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”
“This New Year I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. “
“I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.”
“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”
“This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”
“After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”
“New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”
“New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”
“Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.”
“May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid.”
“May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.”
“May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”
“Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride.
“I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”
“This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”
“As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”
“May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”
“If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!”
“This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”
“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”
“This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.”
“I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!”
“May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.”
“This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!”
“This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!
“May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”
“This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!”
“If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”
“This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.”
“Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.”
“This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.”
“May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”
Hope you enjoyed reading the New Year funny messages sms just, add a cute picture with it and it would become a lovely humorous greeting card for New Year.